Telbalongus

Loud Cell-Phone user. One who talks on their cell-phone in a loud manner. One who keeps their volume very high when using their cell-phone. One that receives an absurd amount of texts and phone calls, that all makes noises from the cell-phone, without the thought off turning their ringing off to preserve to quietness of the environment.

My mom is a telbalongus when she uses her phone because it is always so loud and distracting when I am trying to do something else.

Floriduh

An expression used when one hears something about Florida that seems to almost always happen.

"Did you hear about the Category 5 hurricane hitting Florida?" "Floriduh"
"Woah, on my birthday a Florida man drove into a gas pump at 3am and exploded the entire station!" "Floriduh"
"I heard that the -insert professional football team from Florida- were only predicted to get 4 wins this year" "Floriduh"

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