Jard

An extremely athletic professional lacrosse player, typically one with immaculate musculature.

We placed bets on which jard we were rooting for to win the game.

Lollygoose

An educated, well-respected individual of high status or authority.

Oh yeah, John Green’s a real lollygoose.

Lollygoose

A highly educated and respected individual of high status or power.

Have you heard about Mr. Titus? He’s a real lollygoose.