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A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.
Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.
The result of staying out in the moonlight too long. Effects may include feelings of awe, inspiration, insight or realization, and becoming a better person. Contraindications: being with other people.
I got baked, fried, and then severely moonburned last night. I'm so friggin' happy.
When performing a Golden Handshake (definition on this site), one pretends to accidentally overshoot the forearms, faking apologies the whole time, but continuing to soak the would-be business partner's torso and legs in piss until one's bladder is completely emptied (excusing it all with "once I start I can't stop--it burns"). This technique is often used as a subtle form of mockery of the would-be business deal, or a way to express doubts of the profitability of the alliance.
Eager to seal the deal, Henry agreed to the Golden Handshake but was somewhat hurt when John surprised him with the Golden Overshot.
This is when you are ice skating nude and you hit a perfect triple axle. Either while jumping up or during the post-landing spin, you pinch one off. The centrifugal force on your turd pulls it flying out at a force to be reckoned with.
The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien lifeâs computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.
We canât even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.
Hold on Jerry, I need to take a peepshke.
Anyone need to take a peepshke? This is the last restroom for 30 miles.