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poopoof

Poop that is “poofed” or explosively projected against a wall, thrown out with flatulent force.

“Ew, someone poopoofed on that wall. Welcome to San Francisco.”

by BigLud June 28, 2019


a tear of disappointment

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

by BigLud July 19, 2014

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