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The act of having an epiphany while urinating
I was just at the urinal and had the greatest epipha-pee, bacon flavored pancakes!
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To ejaculate on another person's face.
"Girl, you lookin' good tonight, couple more drinks and I'm gonna paint that face up."
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Something that is so easy that it could not possibly be fucked up, even by the stupidest person in the entire world.
Directions to your mom's house: Left on main street and stay straight until you see the neon XXX sign, honestly unfuckupable.
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