Uggeth

An extension of UGH.

Uggeth, I have to go to work tomorrow.

Wet Butter

When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).

Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?

Dongletown

The place one has to move to, to use an Apple product. The term was derived from the use of cable adapters to get around the problem of insufficient I/O on newer Apple products.

A: Why can't you just plug the USB stick into the laptop?
B: I live in Dongletown.