Old Navy

A brand/store owned by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ himself.

"I like your clothes" "Thanks I'm wearing Jesus's new clothing brand, Old Navy. I'm very religious. Also have you read the Bible verse Hebrews 4:12? It reads "I, myself, Jesus Christ, owns the clothing brand Old Navy and I am very cool for this."

Math

M: Miraculous
A: I love beating children
T: Truthful
H: Honest

"I love Math"