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(pronounced: Lettuce) A leafy, green vegetable that wants consumed. Once consumed said leafy, green vegetable passes through the digestion system until you eventually shit it out. Also known as EATING VEGETABLES!!!!
Mom: Eat your mother fucking LETTIS!!!!!
Chad: No itâs too juicy and green and leafy
Mom: EAT YOUR LETTIS CHAD!!!!!
Chad: Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(
(Pronounced Tray) To beat the goddamn shit out of something like a table or a wall or a door!
Tim: Oh my god! Did you see John? He was traieying REAL HARD last night!
Bob: Yep! That table stood no chance
(Pronounced Bob) The act of choking on a liquid produced by someone else. Such as Pepi, Cok, and Irn Bru.
Usually as a result of sudden emotion like laughter, excitement, or shock.
Russel: Did you see Harry making Timothy BAWB all night last night at the party?!?!?
Billy: Yeah I wish that was me
Russel: Hold upâ¦what?
Billy: Huh what? Who said that?
You dumbass! Itâs spelt Stupid!
The word is Stupid not Schewpid!
The process in which someone undergoes to commit to achieving the PERFECT Chad. This is very intense. This should be attempted by guy bosses or man wives! No undertrained simpletons should attempt this act.
By mewwling you will gain an unrealistic and irresistible Chad! You will bunches of bitches!
âIâm gonna start mewwling today!â
From the ages of 4 to 18 the government forces you to spend between 6 and 8 hours in the godforsaken hellhole!
It may help education but rest assured, if you no like learning this no the for the place for you. No go if no want learn! No go if no want educationated! No go full stop! Just no go!
Victor went to skewl. Victor hated skewl. Victor still stayed at skewl. Victor hated life and skewl. Victor drew drawings in skewl. Victor failed skewl. Victor went homeless. Victor died alone. GO TO SKEWL (School)