Lettis

(pronounced: Lettuce) A leafy, green vegetable that wants consumed. Once consumed said leafy, green vegetable passes through the digestion system until you eventually shit it out. Also known as EATING VEGETABLES!!!!

Mom: Eat your mother fucking LETTIS!!!!!
Chad: No it’s too juicy and green and leafy
Mom: EAT YOUR LETTIS CHAD!!!!!
Chad: Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(

Traiey

(Pronounced Tray) To beat the goddamn shit out of something like a table or a wall or a door!

Tim: Oh my god! Did you see John? He was traieying REAL HARD last night!

Bob: Yep! That table stood no chance

Bawb

(Pronounced Bob) The act of choking on a liquid produced by someone else. Such as Pepi, Cok, and Irn Bru.

Usually as a result of sudden emotion like laughter, excitement, or shock.

Russel: Did you see Harry making Timothy BAWB all night last night at the party?!?!?
Billy: Yeah I wish that was me
Russel: Hold up…what?
Billy: Huh what? Who said that?

Schewpid

You dumbass! It’s spelt Stupid!

The word is Stupid not Schewpid!

Kretayshus

The period of time in which you crawled out of, old man!

You are kretayshus!

Long

This can interpreted in numerous fashions.

1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.

2) what your mother says when she sees me

3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.

4) the waiting list for health care assistance

5) the length of one’s penis

6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!

That is really long!

Mewwling

The process in which someone undergoes to commit to achieving the PERFECT Chad. This is very intense. This should be attempted by guy bosses or man wives! No undertrained simpletons should attempt this act.

By mewwling you will gain an unrealistic and irresistible Chad! You will bunches of bitches!

“I’m gonna start mewwling today!”