Michael

The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.

Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”

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Dario

A short ass loser who claims to have a big penis, but actually has a half inch.

Girl #1: "I had sex with a guy with a really small penis, it took me nearly 30 minutes just to find it"
Girl #2: "Was it Dario?"

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Yimaj

A horrible,rude and ungrateful person who is over weight. he can sometimes be nice but is usually an asshole. he gets all the girls because of his beautiful African accent.

Roger: "Yimaj made fun of me today"
Candice: " He is so hot, i just want to kiss him"
Roger: How can you like him, you slut?"
Candice: " He probably has a ten inch"

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Simp

Adriano Stirpe

Armando: I caught a guy simping today
Matthew: Was it Adriano?
Ryan: Duh.

Cody

The action of leeching off the smart kids, carried through all of high school.

Student 1: "Hey can I get your physics notes?"
Student 2: "Stop being such a Cody!"

Feminist

A dumbass

"I'm a feminist and I'm proud!"
"Yeah but you're also retarded..."

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