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When the urban dictionary word of the day is boring and is on the front page for 4 weeks
Honestly, today's word of the day is more like today's word of the gay.
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The amount of money Morbius made from the box office
Morbius: It's morbin time
Everyone: $352,922,847,246,203 for this movie!
Something EA Sports likes too much
EA wants me to pay $19.99 in cash to unlock a character! This is messed up.
Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!
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Why is my internet connection so bad? I just ran out of wifi for the 963d time in 2 hours!
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a dinosaur that gets in beeg beeg trouble with the irs
I pulled a yoshi the other day.
A slightly longer version of Joe Mama, but with Joe Biden to keep it more relevant.
Mike Hawk: Did you hear it was Joe's birthday last Friday?
Ben Dover: Who's Joe?
Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!
Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.