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When you tie yourself to the bed while your ex-girlfriend you whored yourself out to dicks you down with a strap on and you get turned on when she degrades you.
Person 1: "god Aidens gone down the wrong path"
Person 2: "how so?"
Person 1: "He's done a Dirty Aiden Lammie"
Person 2: "oh for god's sake what a bitch"
When your having sex with your girlfriend and your chemistry teacher burst into the room and screams "I'm gonna shove a size 10 up your BACKSIDE!!!"
Person: I couldn't sleep last night after my teacher gave me a Dirty Asim!!!
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