Frunkle

When you and a animal are in a car together and you think you just might be getting feelings, but your uncle who is really against beastiliaty comes in and totally cock blocks you so you take steamy ass shit and pick it up with your bare hands and fling it at him but it goes fucking everywhere cause it’s shit. And then you lick the shit off your hands.

Jordan: Gavin you need quit frunkling
Gavin: Fuck you I like to frunkle armadillos leave me alone
Jordan: okay :)

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Haverford

Haverford is a young women’s special education facility geared towards helping young women who REALLY need assistance.

They are prone to midget invasions from the local midget farm (aka Notre Dame).

John: Haverford is being attacked by a shit load of midgets rn.
Tim: No one cares John
John: Oh yeah
Big Dick Billy (a midget attacking Haverford): I’m Big Dick Billy