Bird

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar

"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"