triultimate

Third to last. After penultimate.

Ferry Passenger: is this the triultimate ferry?

Ferry staff member: Pardon?

Ferry Passenger: is it the fucking triultimate ferry?

Ferry staff member: what does triultimate mean?

Ferry Passenger: third to last, you thick bitch.

Ferry staff member: oh yes sir. That's correct. There are only two more ferries after this one.

Ferry Passenger: Thanks you stupid cunt

holy jizzknockers

Used to express surprise or fear; or any other extreme emotion.

Cretin 1: did you hear that 'The Big OC' ragged that ho so hard her ring split?

Cretin 2: Holy jizzknockers! He is one savage bastard!

Antepenultimate

The word only wankers, who have never heard of " Triultimate ", use.

Wanker: Hi Rog, is this the antepenultimate beer?

"Rog": what the fuck does antepenultimate mean?

Wanker: it means third to last.

"Rog": No it doesn't you wank stain. Triultimate means third to last. Go and grow a fucking brain you waste of oxygen.