Brokenicity

When a person is broke or poor and is trying to lay their poor problems on you. Word is only available if you are in the middle class and up.

Alejandro-“My Android fell and broke into pieces, can you pick up my battery?”
You-“Hell nah, don’t lay your brokenicity on me.”

Chulobby

A bigger person than normal but that is chulo and hot.

Damn Chonchis you Chulobby