Robert

A 5’5, short bitch, who prefers to stalk rather than confront his bitches. His pathetic muscles complement his obsessive jim grind in the same way that Dennis’ dick displays his lack of testosterone. Tends to talk frequently about tearing up that albussy.

Person #1: Bro is being such a Robert right now, creeping up on girls and fapping to their vsco’s
Person #2: Factual information.