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A drug mixture of cough syrup and heroin
I canât get Jackie off the cheese man! Why couldnât she just be addicted to a fun drug like coke.
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Just like teabagging, except you do it with your salty u showered nuts
As soon I get home from workin this 12 hour shift Iâm gonna tatter-tot Dennis while heâs sleeping.
When the head so crazy good itâs like she doing a mouth circus on the D!
Mer started doing those throat tricks on my dick last night and it felt like she was sucking my soul out through the D!
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A white dude who try's to be country even though his parents are loaded and pay for everything- these fuck boys are easily identified by their souped up diesel trucks that have never seen any work
TJ is such a white oak gangster- he drives that muddy diesel truck blasting country music but his parents are loaded. What a poser
A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
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After youâve been out camping for a few days and havenât showeredâ you come home and she still wants that stank dick
I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!
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The one who is invited to the gangbang solely for the purpose of cleaning up the bodily fluids dropped during coitus. Usually a fat and ugly slob
Jay is so gross- who invited him to the group fuckfest??
Heâs only here to be the cleanup queenâ heâs going to take all the loads!!
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