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A drug mixture of cough syrup and heroin
I canât get Jackie off the cheese man! Why couldnât she just be addicted to a fun drug like coke.
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A white dude who try's to be country even though his parents are loaded and pay for everything- these fuck boys are easily identified by their souped up diesel trucks that have never seen any work
TJ is such a white oak gangster- he drives that muddy diesel truck blasting country music but his parents are loaded. What a poser
Just like teabagging, except you do it with your salty u showered nuts
As soon I get home from workin this 12 hour shift Iâm gonna tatter-tot Dennis while heâs sleeping.
After youâve been out camping for a few days and havenât showeredâ you come home and she still wants that stank dick
I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!
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A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
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When an fat dumpy lesbian beats herself off and since she's so fat she aggressively rubs her knuckles on her puss to get off
Patti couldn't get the job done with her dildo so she ended up knuckling one off on that big fat pussy
Getting a girl to masterbate you with her feet
I payed the hooker to take off her shoes, pull out my wiener and give me a feet beat
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