North American Scott

A cocktail made of 50% whiskey, 40% Coca Cola, and 10% Cranberry juice.

Jim: hey man, feeling down. Start me off with a North American Scott will you?
Jonathan: sure man, anything for you.

mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time

John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!