Eli

One of the nicest people you will ever meet. He is smart, good looking, and usually has a dirty mind. He has one of the largest penises known to man kind, but does not brag. His name is normally short for "Elijah" although not always.

"You know that smart, good looking kid Eli?"
"Yeah, he has a giant dick"

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Ereptile dysfunction

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.

"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"