Burger Queer

4 ton fresh water hippo who's always friends with the 11/10, but always gate-keeps them. Usually has colored hair, is bi or gay, the bad kind of feminist, and, to reiterate, is fat as hell.

person 1: Yo bro, do you see that girl over there?
person 2: Yeah, why?
person 1: Would you mind distracting the burger queer over there while I rizz her up?
person 2: aight bruh, I'll try.