fat sock

To hide one’s secret stack of goodies, be that sweeties or illicit narcotics.. usually used in prison terminology as a person who holds out on his/ her cell mate or other persons incarcerated

Ere mate... that Cockwomble has been fatsocking all of us.. he has hidden his weed n’ baccy down his socks.. a proper Fat Sock

Charvation

The state of desperate hunger one faces when ones universal credit has been spent in its entirety on strong herbal narcotics and gymnasium training garments sporting a particular branding

“Ere mate, Im proper Charvin- Borro us a quid to go to Cooplands, cos I spent my nash on weed an a new trackie, Im a victim of Charvation”

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Corey & Cowie

Similar to Peter and Jane, of the children's book series, published by the beloved LadyBird group. North Yorkshire slang, termed by my mate Dan from Stokesley, to describe male and female genitalia.

That lass has a battered Cowie ‘cos Big Stan and The Hipthrusters have smashed her with his massive Corey’.. Cowie female, Corey male. Corey & Cowie respectively