The cantaloupe

When you take a tortillia, put it up your asshole and then feed it to your younger sister.

Boy 1: Man my parents turned mad when I did the cantaloupe yesterday
Boy 2: Oh dude that sucks

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the snapstick

where a woman sits on a man's penis and attempts to break it off by pivoting forward with her vagina.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend snapsticked me yesterday my crotch
Guy 2: Mine pulled that shit off last week too! It hurts like crazy.
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm never going to do the snapstick again.