Fat cheerleader

That fat cow on the cheerleading team who could probably play better defensive football than the actual players (she is very large)

“Oh no, it’s an earthquake!”
“No it’s not, it’s that fat cheerleader getting off the bench!”
“Hide your food!”

Squeaking

To let out one small tear while being in an emotional state

Big D was squeaking after watching Taylor Swifts short film: All Too Well