Mr. Miyagi technique

An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.

“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”

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Cum flower

When you bust into an intricate design of a flower then freeze it. When solid take it and throw that flower into the woman’s pussy and give her anal while she gets pregnant off of your frozen cum.

I cum flowered Her last night. I now am the new father of 3 children. I gotta fucking dip!

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Let’s Yeet this wheat

A notch up from the popular term let’s get this bread but used only if you are a divine being

Good morning gamers let’s Yeet this wheat!
Enlightened 100

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Flaming Dick

When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.

I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!

Horny platypus

When your hitting a woman from behind so hard that she chatters. She than disappears and a new woman with a a fedora comes in and gives you a foot job whilst you ask where’s perry.

Dave: I was so confused when she did the horny platypus on me last night
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave