Morillo

Morillo’s are actual gods among us, they’re forces of nature that should NOT be trifled with. Especially if your name is Robert Alexander Morillo, YOU HAVE A MASSIVE SHLONG😫😫

“Is that a Morillo?” “IT IS!!!! BOW DOWN YOU FOOL!!!!!”

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Martha

A talking yellow dog

Martha was an average dog

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Bruce

A Kung-Fu nigga with reflective pants, his outer versal cock is more spectacular than Spiderman, greater than the Gatsby, more wonderful than the Wizard of Oz, and more good than the doctor. He’s low-key weird but he’s just that nigga

UGHHHHHHH ITS BRUCE!!!?!?!?!😫😫😫😫

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