Phillip

A grown man with a baby dick who is always late for everything and while eating at restaurants orders multiple drinks and makes multiple alterations to listed menu items making the wait staffs job incredibly difficult. He will also drink wine from time to time with old men in underpants.
***Pseudonyms May include Uncle Bacon, Uncle poppy butt, Uncle Dingus, Bilfreth, Phillipina Wetzel, Uncle Beardy, Capt. Asshat, Anal douche.

Man, last night my mom pulled a Phillip. She ordered a water, a coffee, a chocolate milk, a cranberry juice, and a root beer/dr pepper mix.