baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.

Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.

thanks for rolling with a brother

A phrase used to thank someone for going somewhere or hanging out. The phrase was coined by a shock jock out of D.C. named Elliott. The proper response to this phrase is "thanks for letting a brother roll"

As Marc got in his truck to leave he said "Thanks for rolling with a brother", Jason in return said "Thanks for letting a brother roll".

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fauxjaculate

fauxjaculate, noun, fó-jac-úláte 1.The act of bringing ones self to the brink of ejaculation then pausing for a brief period of time before finishing yourself off. This process yields much higher pleasure levels as well as a larger volume of ejaculate. This method can be used repeatedly depending on the mental fortitude of the ejaculator. see also; Procrasturbate.

Randolf fauxjaculated four times before nutting up the toilet in anticipation of his hot date with Ms. Spencer.

poonanny whipped

Not being able to think for ones self. Inability to make decisions without the consent of your wife. Not being able to stand up and take charge. Sackless, Pantless. Only found when the male in a relationship is not allowed to think for himself. Even simply decisions like when and where to piss are controlled by the one with the poonanny (vagina).

Josh Connell is so poonanny whipped that his wife Carrie said he can't go to the truckpull with us this weekend, what a skirt wearing bitch he is!

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