Aaron

A man that loves his cat, has a small ding dong and balls, but his cat has massiiivvveee cock and balls, he has 1 main friend and a bitch brother, friends cock can kill many children with the flop of his cock and loves "Aarons cat"

Yo dud, that man always talks about his cat and his friends big dick.

Yea I know man, he must be a Aaron