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When a women freezes her fecal matter at approximately 20 degrees, then removes said fecal matter to titty fuck her own self, using the fecal matter to resurrect her sex life
I just saw a chick performing a titty resurrection, she must be having a rough time
When you quickly, but gently, drag your sweat soaked ball sack across someoneâs face Preferably who is asleep, not before you take a shit on their face and use the nut sack to now smear the sweat infused shit across the asleep persons face
Wow! I just saw Craig give Karen a reverse chimichanga, Karen is really going to be bitching now when she wakes up!
The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a womanâs pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly
Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! Itâs delicious and has one hell of an aroma.
The act of a women sucking cum up off the floor as if she was drinking a fine bowl of soup, from the south Harrison region, then spitting back out the cum back out into her hand for which she stores it in her vagina for consumption at a later time
My girlfriend was sucking my cock and after I blew my nut she performed an old fashioned south Harrison soup sucker. I am slightly worried as to why she wants to keep my cum for later