gaa pundits

G.A.A. pundits are experts on Irish sports both hurling and football.These sports are generally played by farmers when they are not milking cows or snagging turnips.Some of the best known legendary gaa pundits are Pat Spillane,Frank Byrne and Joe Brolley

“Only gaa pundits know anything about stickball and farmers wrestling “

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long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby

The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

yellow bellies

Yellow bellies is an old name for people from Wexico,where everyone is employed at strawberry picking,some have been known to escape to work in civilisation and marry outside their species.In the looks department alas they are not blessed,think Richard Gere’s face after a steamroller has driven over and indeed reversed over.they also suffer from electric faults when golfing

The yellow bellies wouldn’t get a kick in a stampede

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