wolf fleece

The go-to clothing choice of the over 50’s, obese population. Usually spotted buying utter shite at the local market, or inhabiting your local seaside town with a fag in hand and hair as greasy as the bottom of a chip fryer. You’ll be able to smell a person wearing a wolf fleece before you see them. Tend to be covered in dog hair and lacking teeth.

Person 1: ‘ey Shazza, I fkin love your wolf fleece’

Person 2: ‘ta kez, it only cost me a tenner from danh the mahket, I spent the last of ma benefits money on it’