A "cumshovel" is referring to your penis for its intended purpose. A cum shovels main purpose is to shovel cum. After this the female partner is so grateful she rewards you with some sloppy toppy, thus recycling the cum.
If you dont understand Still Google "why is my penis mushroom shaped?"
Ex 1:Bob broke up with his girlfriend, now Jack is dating her. Now Jack is Bob's "Cumshovel".
Ex 2: I can't wait to clean her guts out with my "cumshovel".
What northerners call southerners that don't want to work.
I'll work with yoose guys, unlike that southern fuck.
When you have sex in fayetteville without getting shot,stabbed,robbed,mugged,beat up and or arrested.
Homie 1: damn man I got to hit it and still made it home on time.
Homie 2: man you had a good ol fayetteville fun fuck