chuck norris

the biggest playa in the world and the biggest tragic hero of our age

When chuck norris wanted to have relations with Carmen Electra, all he had to say was "You ready for the Norris inside you?". She couldn't jump on him fast enough. Sadly, when he came, his semen roundhouse-kicked its way through her body, destroying it from the inside.

Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana

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