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when something's crazy/turnt or when someone looks fine af
This party is quike
or
Daaayummm that girl can work. she quiking it
Someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their anus rather than faeces.
"Went into town with Jim last night, he ended up shagging a 10/10er and won ΓΒ£100 on a scratchcard"! "Lucky bastard is shitting rainbows".
34π 3π
Fags who aren't cool enough to play brass instruments. Also, the air that moves across your cock when a chick is giving you that oh-so-special present.
1) We're the woodwind section! We're unimportant fags! 2) I felt the woodwinds on my balls last night.
54π 105π
so cool and such a WEIRDO!!! She is by far the weirdest, most perverted person in the world! SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!
Me: HEY ISABELLE
isABELLE (hisses): hello my little Siamese cat!
Me: hey
Isabelle: All part of the plan
77π 232π
When something is hella dope/ on point
That Cavs game was prime-time, did you see Irving?
Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times.
Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.
53π 23π
A bitch of a guy who will make you fall in love then screw you over.
Sebi makes you think he loves you and you're hoping he'll ask you out and suddenly he turns into the world's biggest douche and won't even talk to you anymore.
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