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soonest

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

by Bilham March 11, 2014


Jingo Jango

A sign-language gesture with the hand , meaning "I'm goin to pee & get a drink."

The gesture is a double dip j sign, pinkie finger, twice.

Across the loud, sweaty, undulating, pheromone flooded dancefloor, I spotted Scotty, and I gave him the Jingo Jango, and he nodded okay. So I hit the head.

by Bilham January 14, 2011

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Greenth

Greenery in a natural setting. Verdure.

<br> Used as a descriptive noun, similarly to "growth."

<br> Synonyms: , greenness, growth, herbage, leafage, vegetation, freshness, frondescence, verdancy.

I hope we can use a sunny day like today to enjoy the greenth of Central Park.

by Bilham May 25, 2011


Conspirabators

People who seem to be aroused by promoting conspiracy theories about controversial public events. They are often found on obscure internet forums, or in bars or parties, where they spew implausible scenaria explaining historical events. The data that they provide is usually cherry-picked or flawed, and they are adamant about the veracity of their cause. Examples include, 9/11, the JFK assassination, Obama birthers, vaccination autism warners, etc.

I saw a guy on a date, and all I heard from him was about how the World Trade Center was brought down by explosives. I couldn't tell if the girl was impressed. I almost went over to him to bitch-slap him. I wish I did. He was just one of those conspirabators.

by Bilham January 18, 2014


Seasonal Tsunami

The Christmas shopping/cultural season between Halloween and New Year's Day

Every time I walk into a store I remember that I forgot to bring my ipod, and now I would have to listen to christmas music everywhere. It's the Seasonal Tsunami.

by Bilham December 8, 2010


Uniquity

The state or quality of being unique. Uniqueness.

Your Aunt Belle-- Now, SHE had a way of doing things. None like her hereabouts. The way she dressed, she had a uniquity to her. Turned a lot of heads.

by Bilham June 17, 2011

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Fupid Stuck

Stupid Fuck. A phrase to use online to bypass censorship software.

"There's no evidence of human contribution to global warming, IMHO".
"Hey Fupid Stuck, grow a brain".

by Bilham January 23, 2013