dirty cricket

When a man sticks his finger in the girls cornhole, then fingering her vagina with the shit infested finger.

"Jeffery and Samantha just did the dirty cricket and she screamed whenever she heard what had happened"

Jeffery- "It was worth it. I didnt even like her"

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Bifted

Under the influence of marijuana particularly or, more generally, other recreational drugs.

'Does your dealer do good gear?'
'Fuck yeah! After, like, a couple of tokes you're totally bifted'

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whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.

Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!

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felinapheliac

A person who derives pleasure from petting a cat.

My friend Steve just spooged himself while holding my cat.

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the heater

To shove, forcefully, a fully-engorged penis into someone's rectum. Without lube and without warning. Causing a sharp rise in pulse, blood pressure, and sweat.

Guy A: "Bro, did you ever tag that Emily bitch?"
Guy B: "Please. Dude, I fucking ran 'the heater' on her."

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worm

A two-faced spy. Usually a coward who'd sell his friends, Leader, or country to the Enemy for power.

Wormtounge betrayed Rohan for Eowyn and the Gold

Wormtail betrayed his friends out of fear

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patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

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