Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

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Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

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sizzauce

Sauce, only used at Friendly's restaurants when waiter screws up order.

Get my sizzauce, nizzow!!

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f00ly

a very leet person.

excells above the rest

leet cunt

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lisp

1. A word ushed to describe people who can not properly pronounce their eshes.
2. An extremely annoying computer programming language.

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Apple Pie Hill NJ

High atop a hill theres a tower in the wonderful pine barrons of NJ, a place where hicks and hitchhikers gather to see the sites, drop stuff off the tower,smoke pot,drink,have sex, and swing.
if your a white american citizen then come on up
if your not, then go to camden or something

I go to apple pie hill to have fun

NO NIGS ALLOWED

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Puddin

Puddin is a nickname u give to an attractive female.

U are my puddin bitch!

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