instigator

Bunty, officially known as the instigator.

GEESE LAWEEZ is that bunty ever an instigator

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Shubby Shubby

When someone is really drunk their sentences tend to sound like this.

Drunk guy 1: bill, HEY BILL!!!!! wake up man, you passed out.

Bill: uh, shubby shubby nascar shubby

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Randolph

The pimp ass Judge from a Few Good Men

Jessep: I'll apreciate it if you address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I earned it.

Randolph: The defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir.

Jessep: I dont know what the hell kinda unit you're running here.

Randolph: And the WITNESS will address this court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I earned it. Take your seat Colonel

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liquid swords

(n) harsh puke,

After drinkin all night, he had the liquid swords.

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Julia roberts

1.Talentless

2.Hideous

3.A mouth the size of the grand canyon

To cut someone down, you could call them a Julia roberts.

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seminole

A student of Florida State University. Males are identified by their natural superiority in athletics, academics, and appearence. Females by their virtue as well as beauty and high scholarly achievement. Athletic accomplishment include the enslavement of University of Florida by defeating them in five of the past six contests.

The Seminoles did to the Gators what Rome did to Carthage

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Didus

n. A vagina. The female sex orafice. Hair taco. Hair pie. Muff. Gaping hatchet wound.

I got her so hot, her didus was juicing all over the place

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