bozac

The human male member that rests between the thighs. Another name for your crank, rod, penis, cock, dick, scrod, junk, pecker, diggler, meat, goods, wang, prick, schlong, johnson, boner, dong, jimmy, etc.

As the Beastie Boys have said: "My fuckin' BOZAC, y'all!!"

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Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

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ball splitter

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. "Same as ball spreader." Gay erotica.

His ball splitter kept his cock constantly erect.

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optomist

A person that thinks everything is ok when it isnt!!

oh my friend was just shot but at least he lived as long as he did

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Suicide sixty-nine

noun:A sexual finishing move based out of the standing sixty-nine position where the male, after recieving full pleasurment from the inverted female, proceeds to pile drive her into the ground, rendering her dazed and or unconcious.

Suicide sixty-nine, the easy way to avoid the ackward after sex talk

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jw

133t cs H4><0R

(6)

"i g0t pwned by jw!!!111oneone!!1! i think he cheats"

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howdy

n., An unattractive man dating or coupled with an attractive woman.
Derived from: "How'd he get a chick like that?"
Origin: Andy

The chess club captain is a total howdy. I can't believe he's dating a cheerleader.

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