ice cream

a delicious frozen treat that comes from cows. Ice cream comes in many different flavours and can often be found at your local grociery store.

hey todd wanna go get some ice cream.

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Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

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whipped

When i guy goes after stale pussy again and again no good apartent reason or gives into the every dmand of a women.

He is so whipped even after she tried to get with his best friend and talked all that shit he went crawling back to her when she should have been crawling back to him and he gave up drinking! He is so whipped!

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assprime

Means moron, variants are aprime and vitaminous

your such an assprime

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Dumb

A stupid person
A situation where you have to chew on your hand to live.
A sad person.

Jack:"Your dumb, right"
Gilbert:"Yeah"
Jack:"Thats sad!!"

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right quack

right quack is derrived from the phrase 'real quick.'

Let me see that magazine right quack before i smack you upside your dome.

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Eye fuck

A term Drill Instructors use when you look them in the eyes.An act which merits a good trashing

Recruit: *looks in the DI's eyes*

DI: YOU EYE FUCKING ME, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!

Recruit: No sir!

DI: *Punches the recruit in the gut*

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