slurpin' the fudge

going beyond the traditional rim job and sucking violently, usually inducing hemmoroids--tends to make a heavy slurping sound.

Damn, I was over at her house, I was slurpin' the fudge and POP! one of her 'roids peaked out of her ass!

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piercin' the giblets

engaging in the act of pumpin' the rump, or butt fucking. Anal intercourse.

Shit, gee money, that ass was tight! I spent the last hour piercin' the giblets!

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slappin tabs

Taking doses (usually paper blotter acid) of LSD orally. Eating acid.

Shit, we've been slappin' tabs for a couple of days, I'm fuckin' peaked out. You got any buds?

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tossin the duds

The act of shitting, usually refers to smaller, almond-style turds that break off neatly.

Hey, I'm on the toilet right now, soon as I get done tossin' the duds, I'll call you back.

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