Republican

A psychological condition, and corresponding diagnosis, indicated for a person who displays or exhibits the following signs or symptoms:

1. An inordinate concern for his/her own welfare, property, and/or wealth;

2. A disturbing disregard or dismissal of the welfare and material needs of others, a distinguishable anti-social personality disorder; and,

3. An unsteady and hypocritical view of the truth, requirements and demands of Christian religion.

A condition identical to and synonymous with derangement and child molestation.

Doctor 1: "I am serious! He would cannibalize his wife, bury his child alive, and rape and sodomize his mother if doing so would earn him a buck."

Doctor 2: "Oh dear! He's a republican. He should be in a mental hospital . . . , or prison."

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