Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).

'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'

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Going down the Accy

Going to smoke outside the 'Activity Zone' leisure center in Malmesbury.

'Let's be going down the Accy and smoke some of that fly joint.'

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Checking In

Arriving at a destination to purchase some goods for a 'mate'.

'I've just been Checking In for Brian at the local shop.'

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Sending the Boys to Town

Having a very long session on the toilet.

'I've just been sending the boys to town, very messy. Fancy a fag?'

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Swinin' It

Slapping one's genitals in the face of another in a sexual act or insulting manner.

'I was well Swinin' It to a b!tch last night.'