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my balls hurt so bad. i think it was from that sackjob last night.
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a woman her performs oral sex on a man after he had sex with another woman. it can be calssified as a vanilla puddin pop if the sex was vaginal or chocolate if it was anal.
After he butt fucked me, she ate his choclate puddin pop.
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alright, so you're doing this broad, you know, Kansas style, then you beat her beyond recognition with pool noodles, you know, those foam ones, and you return her to the ex-wife's house before dinner.
"my daughter bought me an ugly tie for father's day, so I brought her to the Kansas City Carwash, you know what i'm talkin about?"
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The Gerbil Emporium is a place where people can go and Retwetweg the night away.
Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.
Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!! You too can now own your very own piece of Gerbil by visiting the Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!!
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a mythical creature wich is known to feast on animal blood such as goats, dogs, etc.
(means "goat sucker" in spanish.)
i have seen the chupacabra! and its hideous mannnn. i mean its freakin ugly.
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a folk tale used to scare little spanish children.
if you stay out late the chupacabra will eat you joseltio.
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