vagislation

the act of "laying down the law", no pun intended, by a woman over her significant other, usually with the unspoken threat of a lack of intimacy.

i cant go out tonight, dude. she just passed some bullshit vagislation regarding non-weekend nights. you know how it is. . .

camelflauge

An article of clothing that hides or otherwise mystifies the crotchal area. Not necessarily, but perhaps, of a camoflauge pattern or print.

Dude, did you see Stacy in those camelflauge shorts?

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pelvicorn

the male erection, especially in embarassing situations

Dude, nice pelvicorn.

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fagtigues

1. The attempt by someone of homosexual orientation to dress in such a way as to blend in to a heterosexual situation.
2. The "Butch"-style clothing worn by an obviously over-the-top homosexual male, including camo, sports jerseys, and the like.

Dude, check out the camo fagtigues on that guy.

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Alabama Suction Cup

A girl not wearing any undergarments with a skirt

Dude, did you see the wet spot that Alabama suction cup left behind?

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