going forward

When a woman goes face first into a blowjob

The other day I was out to lunch with Amber and she totally pulled a nosedive under the t.able and showed me that she was going forward

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easy bake

a way to describe a previous marijuana usage where the smoker was forced to smoke a miniscule amount of bud

i wanted to get all dutched out before school but bob's broke ass only had enough to easy bake

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microwaved

moderately high

in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved

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phil collins

when one of your friends puts on music in his car that he already knows you hate

cmon bob you know i think country is faggy so dont phil collins me here

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