yardfuck

The act usually sexually of having sex in one’s front yard.

Hey man did you see Ivan having intercourse in the front yard at that party last weekend? Total yardfuck!

United States Of America

Some would say that those planes were hijacked on September 11th 2001, well I’d argue that the United States was hijacked.

Damn, it’s really a shame what’s happening to the United States of America. It’s really starting to look like Afghanistan. Only this time the terrorists are the CIA.