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To die in jail from natural causes before a guilty verdict can be reached.
Because it took so long to arrest him and the trial carried on for years Slobodan Milosevic was able to take the Serbian exit.
48π 247π
To destroy and hide any evidence of guilty conduct before leaving.
Before leaving the enclave troops took the Serbian exit by burning down all the buildings and burying all the bodies in an unmarked mass grave.
44π 233π
Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?
A: Bobbitt
23π 130π
When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.
Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.
17π 121π
A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.
Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?
5π 110π
A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.
The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.
10π 113π
An asshole junior officer. From the character Lieutenant Niedermayer in the Animal House movie.
We fragged that Neidermeyer.
8π 110π