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A euphemism for dumb nigger.
What's the difference between a crippled coal miner and O.J. Simpson?
One is a numb digger.
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Short for "Young Urban Marxist". A former marxist who now has a high paying public service job with a great pension plan and full benefits. Like their yuppie counterparts they live in big houses and drive big SUVs while still complaining how the system is still sticking it to the poor.
Yummies try to save the environment by using canvas bags while driving their SUVs to the organic supermarket.
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Someone who wants something for nothing.
Like a Pilgrim who came across the ocean he wanted help from the Indians while giving nothing in return.
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Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.
How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.
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Ther girliest ship in the naval fleet although the Shirley Temple songs refers to a candy store.
Oh aboard The Good Ship Lollipop.
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When a girl dumps you and says "we can still be friends". The ultimate destroyer of relationships.
My girlfriend dropped the f-bomb last night.
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To get dumped early in a relationship just as it's becoming physical.
I got tagged at first shortly after trying to get a goodnight kiss.
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