Diez

I voluptuous word or name used for sorry people born usually in Mexico. The Diez joke could be followed up with “nuts” to pull off a quick and discreet deez nutz joke.

Man: Hey whats Diez doing today?
Other man: Whos Diez?
Man: Diez Nutz!
Other man: I want to commit suicide that was the most unfunny thing ever!